Mad

Yeah, I'm mad. those two humans do this thing where every once in a while they pack a lot of clothes and stuff into bags.  Then they take the bags and put them in the big shiny thing with wheels (the thing that takes me to hell, I mean.. the vets office).  They get in that thing and don't come back for a while. Sometimes its a long time, and sometimes only a little.  It doesn't matter though, they left me here all by myself.  Do you know how bored I can get?

They think by refilling my water tank (yes tank, I'm too cool for just a simple bowl) that everything should be ok.  They also think that petting me a lot and giving me some treats before they leave will make it ok.  Wrong again.  Those two dim bulbs also believe that by opening up a window upstairs for me to look out of will make me feel better while they are away.  Hello?... you opened the window that is not near any of the good trees.  I can't see any birds!  That window only has a view of cars driving by, and do I look like a dog to you?

So anyways, back to why I'm mad... they came home today.  It was only a short trip but it doesn't matter, I'm still pissed off.  They think by acting all happy to see me and petting me makes me feel better, but they're wrong (as you may have noticed they're wrong a lot.. it's a human quality).  Little do they know that I have already retaliated.  You know those round shiny things, DVDs I think, well I knocked them all on the floor (on purpose).  I'm sure they will step on them and break a few before they realize they are on the floor.  Then, I noticed that the girl left her new black pants that she wears to work on the bed.  So, I made sure to sleep right on top of them all weekend long.  Yeah... let's just say those pants are a little furry right now, she'll love that).  Finally, I jumped up onto the dining room hutch and knocked EVERYTHING down.... mail, stamps, magazines, and oh my favorite.. pens and pencils.

I'm still giving them the cold shoulder, right now they're sitting on the couches watching the big box that lights up.  I'm standing a good 20 feet away, I need to keep my distance you know, let them know exactly how I feel.  Hopefully next time they'll think about little precious Penny before they leave.

Update:  (4 minutes later) - I have forgiven them and am comfortably laying on the couch next to the girl.