Beef.... it's almost what was for dinner :(

I was so damn close! As I said she would, the girl human brought the food bags into the house and I was ready to do a sneak attack after she left to go back to the car.  Immediately, I spotted the beef.  I was pushing my nose through the bag, and then the girl human comes in.  However, she got distracted by an ant!  They are having ant problems lately (which they usually respond with "Penny get the ant", Do I look like an exterminator to you?, I think not).   So, she's distracted by the ant, trying to find a napkin to squash it.  Lady, it's an ant,  by the time you find a napkin it will be gone, we're not talking gigantic blood sucking vermin here.  It's a little ole ant.  Anyways, she was distracted which gave me a few more precious moments to finagle my way into the beef.  But just then, I got distracted, I heard a loud noise... proceeded by me spotting my favorite toy waaaaaaaay across the room.  By the time I had realized what I was originally doing, she snatched up the beef.. damn.  Its a terrible thing, tasting success and then it is snatched away from you at the very last moment.  I won't give up hope yet though, there's always next time.