You know, it's Saturday morning at 6am and I'm trying to get these damn humans to wake up, and they get mad at me?! I mean what's so hard to understand here, I slept all day.. I played all night.. slept for about 45 minutes early this morning and now I'm ready to eat and play.
To wake them up I first start out with jumping up on the dresser.From up here I can really survey the area and see what I'm working with. First I try to be nice, I play with the window blinds. You know.. I push my little paw in between the slats (remember, no thumbs so this can be a challenge) and I proceed to gently push the slats up and down. I figure this light delicate noise is a nice way to wake up. Well, do you know what that girl did? She looked up at me and yelled "Penny, No!" No what? I don't understand what she is saying no to. It is time to wake up.
So, plan A didn't work-- so I resort to plan B. The human (you know.. Mr. I'm so cool my name only has two letters in it) he keeps all of those whistling, beeping, and ringing devices devices on the dresser. so, I decided to gently place them on the ground (it's only 3 feet down and its carpeted.. soft bounce we're talking here people). I figure he loves these things so much because they are always attached to his hip, his ear, or he's always looking at them So, if I ever so lightly place them on the soft and fluffy carpet, he will get up to get them.
My plan failed. He was not happy that I moved his precious pieces of crap--he got up alright but it was to throw me out of the room! I mean, the audacity of these people. The last time I checked, ummm, this was MY house. Who has their toys all over the place? Me. Who has their scent on everything? Me. And, who has a bed in every single room of the house? That would be me. It's my damn house and they had no right to throw me out of that room.
Because of their hurtful and inconsiderate actions, they have left me no choice.... Plan C. I tried to be nice, but no... they didn't appreciate that. So, I then proceed with plan C. First, since I've been thrown out.. I ram my head as hard as possible into the door. This makes a very loud noise and swings the door open. . I jump back up onto the dresser. In doing so I slide right into the plastic rectangle, the contraption where they put those shiny round discs into... and I allow that contraption to slide straight into the window and crash. finally, I get a good running start and do a flying leap on the bed. Lucky me, I landed right on the girls back (target hit). The girl human shot up out of bed and started yelling at me (very foul language might I add). She seemed very pissed off. Well, that resulted in her waking the boy up.
All I have to say is... MISSION COMPLETE.
I hope you all can see that I tried to be nice and civil about this. The humans are the ones that went and made this extremely difficult. I heard the girl say "oh my God that damn cat". Damn cat? I'm the one that tried to wake you up so sweetly by bending your brand new window blinds that you took like 2 hours to install (I even remember that I tried to help untangle the strings for you, which you did not appreciate).
Sometimes I just don't get these two.... Well, I'll be trying again tomorrow, bright and early :)
-Penny
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