Let's give this a whirl

So let's see here... Bear withme, it can be prettyhard to type when your fingers and hands are covered in  fur.  Oh, and havingno thumbs?! What the hell  is that all about.. Thanks for that one God. No thumbs really makesthat damn spacebar hard to press.

Don't worry, I'll get the hang of this, it's not so bad.  Except, Amanda's laptop is slow as hell.. we need to work on this.  Hold on... stupid pop-ups.  Really, I won $1,000,000.. What is a cat goingto do with $1,000,000.  Now, if I see a pop-up saying I won 1,000,000 tasty treats, or 1,000,000 bread bag twist ties, then we will have something worth talking about.

Let's start with some introductions.  I of course am Penny.  I'm "Purrfect" get it?  I'm a cat... me... purr?  I'm sure you humans are smart enough to pick up on that one (maybe).  But yes, I'm Penny, your wonderful, fabulous and friendly house cat.  They tell me I'm about 3 years old.

As I mentioned before there's Amanda.. the girl human.  She's alright I guess.  Then there is the boy.. A.J. (only two letters?, stupid humans...).  He's okay too.  I mean they're humans, you can't expect too much, but it could be worse.

A few years ago, the day after Christmas, the boy and girl human came to get me out of that damn cage at the v...v....ve...(gulp).. vets office.  I hate that place.  Nothing, and I repeat nothing good ever comes out of visiting the vets office.  You get squeezed, pushed, grabbed, poked and those cold glass sticks shoved up your ass?!  Still tryingto figure that one out.  Man... that gives me chills just thinking about it.

The boy and girl brought me to their home. I must say, I was impressed.  A whole house is way better than a 3x3 metal cage that smells like cat piss... Hey it wasn't me, I think it was that damn Russian Blue next to me (she was a bitch anyways).  I was in that cage for over a year, since I was six months old.  It was nice of them to pick me.  Well, why wouldn't they?  I know everyone would always come to the vet's office and choose a kitten.  I'm top-notch, and those humans knew that.

I never understood why people always wanted kittens.  Kittens are always scared out of their minds, claw the shit out of everything, and piss onthe floor?!  These two humans aren't too dumb, they knew where the good stuff was at (I'm talking about me of course).

So, now its me, and the humans.  It can get pretty interesting around here.  But, I think its working out pretty well.  Time for a snack and a nap.

-Penny